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| I feel that earning money is a full-time job, I don't need the aggravation I'm a lazy slob! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Here I am patrolling the shores of the mighty Neosho river in Emporia,Kansas. I'm helping to thin out the slower and weaker brain cells by imbibing upon a nuclear Snapple. This libation will also help numb the pain which may occur if captured by hillbillies,whom may think I have a "perty mouth." I am using my left hand as a navigational tool, helping to stay abreast of which way is up.This photo was taken by Capt. Choppy Waters, who frequently disappears to visit the aforementioned hillbillies. Always returning a little later, smiling, but with his underwear on backwards. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| I've held 46 different jobs and moved 63 times, and that's just this year! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Here I am taking a break while lumberjacking in the great white north. I'd just chopped down the tree I'm sitting on, unfortunately the break horn sounded before I could get it off my partner. Lumberjacking is just one of the many professions I've had through the years. A couple of the others include part-time Disco dance instructor, Saskatchawan moose tracker, and personal trainer to John Candy and Chris Farley. Not to mention I am the former heavyweight champion of the world (but I wasn't going to mention that!). | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| I've held various positions aboard ship | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
I'm normally Science Officer/Navigator/Galley Lackey aboard the S.S. Polyorchid. But, as seen here, whenever Captain Choppy has too much grog, I ably step right in and take over. I am proud to say that while I've been acting captain, we've lost no man to pygmies, been lost in the fog, nor has any seaman under my command been allowed a Twinkie! I run a taut ship. This photo was taken May 27th, 1989 by Icy Waters. We put him ashore to capture this image, but unfortunately, Choppy and I forgot to return for him and he was lost at sea for nearly a year.
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